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7 July 2008,

KORAMANGALA, BANGALORE, 6:30 a.m. :

Why are you scared buddy? I am not a stranger but you have known me better than anybody around you. The only difference being that I chose to remain inside of you and talked to you in whispers and sometimes groanings. Pardon me that I am scaring you today. It was getting suffocating inside.

I know, you are having the empty feeling today and don’t know how to respond to me, your inner man. But I am here today to join you on your day as a friend. Did you see the newspapers today? Look at all those beautiful girls on the supplement, I have been drooling on them since morning. They sure have given me a kick start to the day. Hope to catch up with all those news and photos of Footballers wives once I reach office with you. Well today I am not going to let you enjoy them all alone! Heeeeeee Heeeeeee!

7:15 a.m. :

Hope you don’t mind me using the bathroom and of course your toilet paper, soap and towels! There is lot of cleaning up to do! The dirt that has got accumulated for the last 30 years! I sure am filthy, ain’t I? Well please don’t give me those looks I will come out soon! Buddy, please hand me your Axe Effect…. That gel you purchased yesterday and please give me some of your clothes that you shopped for yesterday! I am going to rock the office today, hope you don’t mind sharing some of the eyeballs in office with me!

8:30 a.m. :

Buddy are you ready for the day? Well I know, now you are feeling guilty that you did not pray today? But that is fine, who except I will ever know what you do inside these closed doors. We can may be make it up this Sunday, go to the church, put on the best mask and just ensure that the gods are not angry ! I have taken the car keys, today I am gonna drive and set the road on fire! Jump in, buddy! Screeeech!

BRIGADE ROAD, BANGALORE, 9:30 a.m.:

Well was that a rough ride? Well at least better than what you do to me everyday when I have my heart in my mouth! Well don’t you think that the motor bike guy deserved all the wide variety of abuse that I gave him, well I think I sure invented a few new ones. He sure is not going to mess with anyone for the rest of his life! Well I can see some red skin rashes on you, buddy are you going to be down with chicken pox? Yuk, please keep distance! You sure are looking sick! Are you sure you want to step in to the office… Well, well I know! This whole company will go upside down if you take a leave partner! Well just hide around and don’t go out of your cabin, I can take your place! Well this fresh air is doing a lot of good to me, I am looking more handsome than I have ever been!

10:15 a.m.:

Buddy, are you sure you did enough damage to your colleagues rapport with your boss or should I just go and finish the job! Because in a few days the promotion lists will be out and I sure am not taking a rupee less than that Vivek! Why don’t you take your boss out for lunch, buy a gift for his wife, I am sure then your points will be well received. That’s how everybody does it these days and I don’t need to teach it to you! Oh I just forgot about your ugly face, don’t worry I will do it for you!

11:45 a.m.:

Boy oh boy! Look at her, you sure got a fantastic secretary! Why don’t you just take a break and let me do the dictation today! And don’t show your ugly rash ridden face anywhere here, go and hide in the bathroom and don’t come out till evening!

12:15 p.m.:

Hey now you can come out she is gone! Why don’t you just do some hard work while I go out with your colleagues for a drink?

INFANTRY ROAD, BANGALORE, 8:15 p.m.:

Hey buddy! Sorry I messed up the night today. Got some parking bills which you need to pay and yes the towing bills which your friends had to pay for me? I then got caught for drunk driving, got your license confiscated and you will have to bring your sore ridden body to the local magistrate tomorrow for a heavy fine! Well I think I got carried over a little bit. Your girl friend brought me home, but somehow she was giving me a cold shoulder, she thinks that you are an idiot! Well, you never cared for relationships, did you?

KORAMANGALA, BANGALORE 10:45 p.m.:

Partner, why are you looking so down today, I mean your face? Did I let you down? Sorry man, but this is exactly what I expected. Yesterday night I was so tired of the way you were living, that I had to take permission from the Creator to come out of you to teach you a lesson. I just told God, that this Outer man has no value for me and how I am getting hurt every time you stray from the Creators plan. I was concerned that when you will finally die a month down the line in an accident I should not be separated from God as I will stand before his judgement throne and give an account of your works.

Every time you rebel against God and HIS standards, it is almost like my face was getting disfigured. So I asked God, to let me just show it to you how you are living and every action of mine should have the same effect on your face. Hope now you can look at a mirror and see the condition of your soul. I will return inside you, but I hope you have learnt your lesson!

Tags: guilt, parking bills, rash driving, soul

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